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Dr Seuss Meets the OJ Simpson Trial


From: swgarrett@mmm.com
Subject: Re: Needed: Dr. Seuss version of OJ trial
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 95 23:22:16 EDT
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Here you go...
 
 
  Poetic Justice: An Ode to OJ
      (With apologies to Dr.Suess.)
 
  He is O.J. Simpson.
  O.J. Simpson is he.
  O.J. Simpson,
  That O.J. Simpson,
  He makes my face
  Turn bright red crimson!
  They say he killed his ex-wife,
  slashed her throat with a knife.
  Would you, could you with a knife?
 
  I would not, could not with a knife.
  I could never, ever knife my wife.
 
  What of your driver on that date?
  He said you got home very late!
 
  I didn't get home at a late hour,
  I was upstairs taking a shower.
  Listen good to Rosa Lopez,
  My Bronco was home, it's what she says.
 
  What of Kato? He heard a THUMP!
  Could leaping fences cause that BUMP?
 
  I did not thump the backyard gate,
  I did not get home very late.
  Rosa said my Bronco's home,
  Ask Kato, I was not alone.
  I would not, could not with a knife,
  I could never, ever knife my wife.
 
  How about detective Fuhrman?
  He used the "N-word", filthy vermine!
 
  The glove! The glove!  That bloody glove!
  I must say in my own defence
  The glove is planted evidence.
  Now Ms. Clark, please have a sit.
  Look here!  Look Here!  The glove don't fit!
  I did not thump the backyard gate,
  I did not get home very late.
  Rosa said my car was home,
  Ask Kato, I was not alone.
  I would not, could not with a knife,
  I could never, ever knife my wife.
 
  About the blood on the foyer floor,
  and that upon the Bronco door.
  Our experts looked at the D.N.A.
  They say it comes from you O.J.
 
  That D.N.A is inconclusive.
  Acquittal is what you must give
  The blood's not mine,
  the glove don't fit.
  Detective Fuhrman's a racist twit.
  Rosa said my car was home,
  Kato said I was not alone.
  I would not, could not knife my wife.
  The trial's now over so GET A LIFE!



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