Laugh, and the world laughs at you.

Here's an impromptu list of some of the funniest things I've ever found on the internet...some of them are documents on other servers, others are postings from newsgroups...You'll notice that a lot of them are RPG-Documents...Well, these things happen. Sometime, I'll put them in order as to how funny I find them. With my luck, this will happen at half past never.

The Wright Stuff.: Stuff Steven Wright has said. Stuff other people have said and attributed to him. Stuff other people have said in his style, but retrained their attribution. Stuff, stuff, stuff.
Miscellaneous RPG Humor: A Big, long list of very, very funny stuff that's been posted to newsgroups at one time or another. Have a long look. It'll take awhile. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Yes, Virginia, There is a Cthulhu: A warm, touching tribute that proves, once and for all, that the squid-headed elder god we all know and love is lying, dead and dreaming, in R'Lyeh. Brought me to tears, it did.
Excerpt from The Book of the Tanzi: Some DM's don't like kender. John Edwards appears to be one of them. Here's the justification for why there are no Kender on his Game-World.
Dr Seuss meets the OJ Simpson Trial: In the style of the late Doctor, a very nice account of the OJ simpson trial. But hey, you already knew that.
My GM Won't Let Me Die!: In response to a posting on Rec.Games.frp.misc about a Werewolf: The Apocalypse player who was mad because his GM was going to have them meet the Wyrm and go through the Apocalypse (My GM wants to KILL me!) I started a thread called My GM Won't Let Me Die!. Here is, by far, the funniest response I got to it.
Illuminati University Alma Mater: If you're familiar with the GURPS IOU Sourcebook, this song's a riot. If you're not, It's still a riot. To the tune of the 'Tiny Toon Adventures' theme song. Was posted to rec.games.frp.gurps
Smart Dolphins: Last year, on rec.games.frp.dnd, it was discovered that Dolphins are somewhat smarter than the average human, and strongly good-aligned. This is the funniest of the responses to that thread.
The Gazebo: As good a cry as any for a dictionary to be included in every Player's Handbook...Gotten from Morpheus's RPG page.
The Solution: The Cryptic title for this posting comes from the fact that it was posted to alt.destroy.the.earth. It's an Account (pun unintended) of God creating the earth.
Strange Luck: This is just a funny story about critical successes that I put in to fill space.
The Canonical List of Famous Last Words: a list of almost 900 things that could be the last words that slip from a Pc's lips. Funny, Funny, Funny.
Three Star Wars Song Parodies: In my opinion these are the best three of the song parodies that can be found on Jim Fisher's Star Wars Humor Page Check 'em out.
The Evil Overlord List: There are certain mistakes that many evil overlords make. Thus, here is a document anyone who wishes to become any kind of supreme Evil Overolord should read, if only to keep his plans from being constantly foiled by those meddling heroes. Finally, I've got an attribution to the person who came up with this glorious list, as well as the additions that have been made ofer the years.
Miscellaneous RPG Humor: A Big, long list of very, very funny stuff that's been posted to newsgroups at one time or another. Have a long look. It'll take awhile. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey: He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
Cthulhu Hymnal: Thirty songs parodies/poems on the topic of the Lovecraftian Cthulhu mythos. No 'Cthulhu Sleeps tonight', but the rest are suitably disturbing. Lose 4d6/9d6 SAN.